For those bots that like to visit my site and then proceed to email me with a long-winded dissertation on the quality of my writing, derived using AI from the site’s content, and how they will make me into an overnight millionaire, providing I’m daft enough join them in their moneymaking enterprise.

Please be advised that I am not at all that bothered about how much I make with my books, I write them for the sheer pleasure of writing and hope my readers will enjoy them too.

Of course, if you would like to purchase one of my books, and then give me an appraisal on the actual work, I might be more interested in responding to your patently weak AI drivel that daily clogs my email.